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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    A little fucking Imodium (Loperamide) would probably stop your problem.
     
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  2. Smitty

    Smitty Trusted.Member

    Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Me! Fuck You! Fuck Everyone!

    Al Jourgensen-Ministrty
     
  3. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    What the fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  4. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    Light doesn't really help. Sensitive eyes and all that. Plus my happy place seems to be scaring the fuck outta people. It's to the point, that when I visit a haunt this year, I'd be happy to help out and scare people for free. Only payment I would need would be my peace of mind. Next year I basically need to join one, and with my 8 years/seasons of experience at an amusement park haunt, I'd be very likely to get it, no matter where I decide to join.
     
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  5. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Our doctor put me onto Gastrostop and I got some Eletrolyte from the Chemist.
    So apparently things are fucking improving
    and about time too, another week of that I would have kicked the fucking bucket.
     
  6. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    Trying to be a fucking stand-up comedian

    Then you better hope there's no fucking hole in the bucket because of
     
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  7. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Kick the fucking bucket into touch :D
     
  8. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Thank you all, it has been a horrible fucking week for me.
    At least the shits have now stopped, but while I was at our doctors, some swine ran into my car in the fucking car park, there is oodles of room for parking, but someone took down her details and waited for my return.
    So I took it all to the cops, I bet the old bag thought she got away with it.
    If she is not insured she will pay out of her own pocket, plus a fine for pissing off without leaving her details.
    I was too fucked to even get upset about it all
    I have lost 6 kg in one week, was just getting over the fucking operation.
     
  9. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    My fucking TV broke. Just went snap and died. That's the last piece of fucking Korean garbage for us.

    From now on, if it doesn't say "made in Japan", they can fucking shove it.

    :mad:
     
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  10. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    It did among other meds, cement would have been helpful too.
     
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  11. BigIRISH

    BigIRISH Trusted Member

    I know growing up the adults would say that we seemed dumber at the same age when younger . And now I must say with 100000% confidence I know I have old school upbringing and these kids are dumb . It's sad how common sense is no longer common
     
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  12. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    I think you mean "these kids are fucking dumb". The purpose of this thread is to incorporate the word "fuck" in some form into each post. So just remember to give a "fuck" when you post in the fucking fuck thread.
     
  13. interested

    interested Trusted.Member

    aaaa FUCK
     
  14. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Fucking cream crackered .... up at 6am ro watch the rugby world cup and bed at midnight after the world athletics
     
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  15. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    folkds who have Police emoticon.jpg Police Car.gif London Bobby blowing whistle.jpg

    Yeah...It's me back again....
    There have been a few folks who have NOT said that word when they fucking should have.....But Fred, I'm letting you off because you going through such a horrid FUCKING stage of life that I'm sure none of us on this Forum would want you to be going through....so keep on FUCKING fight it mate!! We all want you here for the long run.

    I've not been able to get on here as much as I fucking want to.

    But for all who post a comment on here, please....you are supposed to mention the FUCK word at least once in your comment.......

    I will try to get back as often as possible to keep on Policing this wonderful Forum.....

    Cheers to all.....:):):):D:D
     
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  16. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"


    Oh....YEAH.....

    Go the FUCKING WORLD CHAMPIONS....

    63 - 0 against Canada....!!!!!!

    KA MATE KA MATE,
    KA ORA, KA ORA...

    It's death, It's death..
    It's Life, It's Life....

    The FUCKING MIGHTY ALL BLACKS...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  17. IsoUser

    IsoUser Trusted.Member

    Way to funny lmao
     
  18. NataSis

    NataSis Trusted.Member

    Well, I got some fucking surprising news lately; I'm having fucking triplets!
     
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  19. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Fucking good news ... or :eek:
     
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  20. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Holy shit, fucking triplets, they will keep you busy until you drop, get as much sleep now as you can.
    Poor soul, all the best for you all.