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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

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  1. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Anyway the fucker who told me an old lady ran into my car was a fucking liar, my car was most likely hit by a shopping trolley, it is being repaired now by my panel beater mate. Took the car to his workshop this morning
    and drove home in his fucking big dual cab diesel ute.
    He is a real gentleman and does it for free, but I try and make it up for him.
    My motto is never use up my friends, I am glad for their help, but have to return the favor somehow.
    A man has to have some fucking principles.
     
    curiousFred, Oct 7, 2019
    #8621
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  2. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Quit gloating and pick on somebody your own fuckin size.

    :D:D
     
    pussycat, Oct 7, 2019
    #8622
  3. NataSis

    NataSis Trusted.Member

    Still good news, but...

    Absolutely, I'm going to fucking tired for a very long time. But it's worth it.
    Thanks.
     
    NataSis, Oct 7, 2019
    #8623
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  4. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Good to fucking hear .... wish you well
     
    londonboy49, Oct 7, 2019
    #8624
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  5. NataSis

    NataSis Trusted.Member

    Thank you.

    (Also obligatory staying on topic for the thread - Fuck)
     
    NataSis, Oct 8, 2019
    #8625
  6. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    I just found out I get the night shift in the ER on Halloween.

    OH FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
    pussycat, Oct 9, 2019
    #8626
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  7. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    It fucking works both ways :rolleyes:
     
    londonboy49, Oct 9, 2019
    #8627
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  8. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    ::pokes my cheeky fucking head in for the craic to see what I've missed::
     
    Irish_Incest, Oct 14, 2019
    #8628
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  9. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    About fucking time you decided to show up.
     
    Curmudgeon, Oct 14, 2019
    #8629
  10. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Missed a couple of days, I had some fucking virus get into my PC, I think it is some sort of virus,
    it calls itself My Way, finally got rid of the fucking thing.
    It blocked most of my surfing activities.
    Glad to be back among humans.
     
    curiousFred, Oct 15, 2019
    #8630
  11. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    There will always be fucking idiots creating virusses, malware, adware and spyware.
    The worst are those who try to make money after blocking your computer.
     
    slisse, Oct 15, 2019
    #8631
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  12. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Seeing in the news how much of NSW and Queensland are burning, makes me wonder whether the
    wholesale destruction of trees has something to do with the fucking rains keeping away.
    Here in Victoria we had lots of rain, so the grass will grow, dry up when the heat hits,
    then burn like hell, helped by the fucking arsonists.
    It is a worry.
     
    curiousFred, Oct 15, 2019
    #8632
  13. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    Yes it fucking is Fred .
     
    stepdad22, Oct 16, 2019
    #8633
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  14. Insp Gadget

    Insp Gadget Trusted.Member

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    Insp Gadget, Oct 18, 2019
    #8634
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  15. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Aye...That's more FOOKING loik it...tell the truth on how the FOOKing rain is going to be FOOKing pissing FOOKING down and causing FOOKing floods.

    :eek::D:D:D
     
    Akbloke, Oct 24, 2019
    #8635
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  16. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    Are you fucking back again my friend ????????????
     
    stepdad22, Oct 24, 2019
    #8636
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  17. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    You better fucking believe it StepDad.....:D:D:cool:

    I was wondering how long it would take you to fucking notice..
     
    Akbloke, Oct 24, 2019
    #8637
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  18. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    You might have said hello first before fucking whinging :D
     
    londonboy49, Oct 24, 2019
    #8638
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  19. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    What? Were you gone?
     
    pussycat, Oct 24, 2019
    #8639
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  20. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

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    FUCKING Pussycat...

    Don't you mean:
    FUCKING What? Were you FUCKING gone?
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    I've just been having a lot of problems getting an internet connection...and had been too busy at FUCKING work during work hours...as well as doing lots of other things which had FUCKING prevented me from getting near an inter-Fucking-net Fucking connection. And at one stage, I was out in the "Empty Quarter" between the country that I'm in, and the next one to the north......and there ain't no fucking internet reception out there - not even any fucking phone coverage.
     
    Akbloke, Oct 25, 2019
    #8640
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