The Fucking Fuck Thread

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God-all-FUCKING-mighty.
I'm only back here a couple of days and fucking already fucking booking up tickets and against FUCKING Staff Members...

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Most likely no fucking cold beer either.

 

Well I for one are glad that you are back home safe my friend . It is good to have you back in Aus .

 

Oh pardon me I forgot to say the F word didn't I ? Suppose that's another fine .

 

Well if you don't announce your presence on your return how the fuck am I meant to know that your fucking back , for fucks sake . Fuck me your hard to get a fucking long with at fucking times . Will that lessen my fine .

 

Well FUCK me Pussycat....

Or should that be: CRICKEY - Fuck me...LOL...or am I doing some wishful thinking.?

 

Not....not back in that wonderful land again just yet Stepdad. But I will be at the end of next month, fuck it.

 

Ah Fred....don't you FUCKING worry about that. This country that I'm an allows fucking COLD Beer....and just about any brand you want, although at the moment I can't get a good cold ....... which of course beats the living shite out of any Festers from that State between yours and mine.... but I can get a variety of good German Beer.

 

I love German beer, it is sooooooo gooood to drink, Aussie beer used to be fucking good, but I don't touch it these days. Not that I drink much anyway.

 

Did I get away with no demerit points ?

 

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Not FUCKING likely Stepdad. They are just adding up until you "loose your license" so to fucking speak.

I might have to confine you to writing up your fucking great stories...

 

So thursday my fucking car died on me. Ends up that one of the hard bumps in the road that I hit punctured the oil pan, and the engine seized up. So yeah, I got to hear my car's death rattle on Halloween. Was tempted to apologize to the tow truck driver for my car "bleeding" all over the bed of the truck.

 

Hey Pussycat, I fucking noticed that you've started to get some of that white stuff. We have one of the Officers from here up your way, and he has never experienced fucking snow before, coming from out here in the desert south of Saudi...so we are fucking laughing at his predicament and him experiencing just what it means when we say that Canada gets FUCKING COLD in winter !!!

 

Here in Tassie we had snow down to 600 this weekend . But that's fucking life . I'm being good , don't want to fucking loose my fucking license .

 

And it's not fucking unknown for your Mt Wellington to get fucking snow at Christmas time...

But there is very little chance that I'll ever get fucking snow here where I am (and my ticket book is in my back fucking pocket).

 

I fucking glad to hear that I didn't fancy being chained to my keyboard and forced to write things . Who knows what filth I might come up with .

 

Probably fucking interesting filth that we all enjoy reading so fucking much..???

 

We have speed bumps every fucking where and I slow right down and glide over them, protects the
shockers etc., Anyone wants to beep their fucking horn behind me, can go and fuck themselves.