The Fucking Fuck Thread

Well, had to go to the hospital today and got all he news, wanted or not.
I do not have bladder cancer, but I have advanced prostate cancer.
I seems my fucking goose is cooked, but he doctor thinks they can stop the cancer with medication.
I am so fucking tired all the time, weak as water, hopefully I'll get some energy back.
Oh, no more boners for me now either.

 

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Just hope they can do something.

 

What stage is the fucking cancer at? If it's advanced then that would put it at stage 3 or 4. I hope they call stage 2 advanced. That would be better (still not great) than 3 or 4... also, did they find out the exact type of cancer?

 

Oh Fred...that's just the news that you didn't FUCKING want...

 

Thanks for your messages of support, have to go back for bone scans to find out whether the fucking cancer has spread beyond he prostate.
There were never any symptons, except app 8 weeks ago there was a bit of blood in the urine.
Went to see our doctor she sent me for an ultrasound and it all snowballed from there.
Advanced prostate cancer cannot be cured, hopefully it can be slowed down for a while, just have to wait and see.
The surgeon said he was shocked what they found inside me.
I was left with awful pain and massive infections, lost half a stone in a week, terrible night sweats, never ending thirst.
Weak as piss. I have lived good life, i was hard but very interesting, we are secure in our old age.
Hopefully our daughter will move home and take care of mom when I am gone.

 

Wait... WHAT THE FUCK?! So they don't know if it's spread yet? Then they fucking can't call it fucking Advanced yet.

My family has a LOT of doctors so I'm familiar with the terminology. They're not supposed to fucking call a fucking cancer "Advanced" until they determine that it HAS spread and to what effect...

Calling it Advanced before discovery of extent is fucking jumping the gun... If it hasn't spread, it it is still stage I. It isn't Advanced and can likely to be removed with surgery and followed up with a therapy of some sort (typically chemo, but there are other options)...

I hope that everything shows up as negative and that the cancer is still stage I...

Best of luck to you @curiousFred

-SW

 

Just found out that fucking my brother has got me fucking pregnant again!!!

 

Umm... congratulations?

It may be just me, but it fuckin' sounds (reads) like this one is an unplanned baby.

 

Congrats Natasis!

 

Now how could a thing like that possibly happen ? Hehehehehehe.

 

Thanks! Nope, don't worry, we wanted another baby. Just reads like that because I was trying to use the fucking word and follow the rules, I guess.

No idea

Thank you!

 

At this stage I have no idea, have to go for a bone scan in 2 days, hopefully here is nothing there.

 

Had the bone scan Wednesday, now I have to wait till next Wednesday to get the result.
Surgeon said no more erections for me.
I proved him wrong today, tried a wank and had great orgasm, squirting stuff everywhere.
But it was urine, I think.
There is life in the old dog yet.

 

As long as it felt good Fred who gives a fuck what it was .

 

Keep your fucking end up

 

Thanks folks for your sympathy, it takes time to get better, still tired and so fucking weak.
Still have some pain, but at least never lost bladder control and remain hopeful for good outcome.

 

Fucking wonderful FUCKING news NataSis....

 

Absolutely fucking right