A Joke For Today

Great story

 

There were these three guys flying in an airplane when suddenly the pilot runs out from the cockpit and tells them: "The airplane is going to crash, I can't do anything about it, it's every man for himself!" He puts on a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The three men start to panic and scramble to find more parachutes when they find only two.
So they try to decide who gets left out.

The first man says: "I should get one parashot, because I am married and I have a wife and three children depending on me."
The second man says: "I am the only child in my family and I still have my sick and elderly parents that are depending on me, I should get a parachute."
The third man looks down on them and says: "My family is rich, I went to Harvard, I'm the smartest one amongst us, I certainly have to get a parachute!"

Then the first man deals out the backpacks and says: "It's OK, we don't have to argue, I found us a third chute!"

So they gear up and jump out of the plane.
While the first two are gliding down together the second guy says: "I know that I looked all over the plane and there were only two parachutes."

"Yeah, there were." Says the first guy.
"So, what did you give the other guy?" Asks the second guy.
"I found a knapsack so I gave it to him; he went to Harvard, he's smart, he'll figure something out on the way down!"