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Seeking asylum

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Affairs' started by ffflashers, Jul 4, 2019.

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  1. ffflashers

    ffflashers Trusted Member

    Okay so I'm in American but next week I think I'm going to become English I'm going to claim to be an illegal immigrant from England seeking asylum I am in fear of being prosecuted because of my religious beliefs I believe Allah was a child molester and that is a arrestables offense in the UK so now may I please have my free medical dental and vision insurance food stamps and cash and I promised to show up for my hearing oh and if possible can you please give me housing next door 2 Nancy pelosi or Chuck Schumer thank you so much

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    ffflashers, Jul 4, 2019
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  2. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I am certain they will be delighted to have you.
     
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    curiousFred, Jul 4, 2019
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  3. Insp Gadget

    Insp Gadget Trusted.Member

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    Alexa should be able to tell you where the nearest asylum is.
     
    Insp Gadget, Jul 4, 2019
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  4. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Nuts do not only grow on trees/ bushes. Sigh.
    I feel sad for all the desperate people trying to make some sort of life for themselves and their families.
    I could not get the picture of the drowned father and daughter out of my mind.
    There is money for everything, except for needy people. It is so sad.
     
    curiousFred, Jul 4, 2019
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  5. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    You went to the wrong place. If you want all the free crap and more, defect to our glorious northern socialist paradise.
    The Peoples Republic of Canukistan welcomes everybody.

    Alluha Akbar!!
     
    pussycat, Jul 4, 2019
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  6. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    I heard that Iran is welcoming new residents ?
     
    stepdad22, Jul 5, 2019
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