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Please, help me with English

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by slisse, Apr 19, 2019.

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  1. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Nope ... Irish Drinkers
     
  2. Insp Gadget

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  3. Insp Gadget

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    An item in the March 30, 1881 issue of the American humour magazine Puck entitled "Typographical Art" arrayed punctuation marks
    to create the facial expressions of "joy," "melancholy," "indifference," and "astonishment."


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    This anonymous piece in Puck may have been the very first to turn typesetting marks into emotions.
     
  4. Insp Gadget

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  5. Insp Gadget

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    Two men walk into a bar. The first, having given up alcohol, says "Bartender I'll have a glass of H2O please."

    The second guy thinks to himself 'that sounds kind of fancy' so he says "Barkeep I'll have a glass of H2O too."
     
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  6. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    Probably the greatest comedy bit in history.

     
  7. Dane

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    It is "gargle-able" though.
     
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  8. Brutus58

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    Then the bartender gives the second guy a glass of H2O2 ( hydrogen peroxide ).
     
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  9. Insp Gadget

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    I agree, and I hadn't seen that longer version of it. Great. The one I saw was in one of their movies, I think.
     
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  10. Insp Gadget

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  14. Brutus58

    Brutus58 Trusted.Member

    Pizza can NEVER be too cheesy.
     
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  15. Insp Gadget

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  17. Brutus58

    Brutus58 Trusted.Member

    That clarified a lot of things for me. Thank you.
     
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  18. Raul20

    Raul20 Trusted Member

    Woods o forest?
     
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  19. Gggggggggg

    Gggggggggg Trusted Member

    Depends how dense it seems
     
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  20. Dracoa

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    Cottage in the forest says you are having a comfortable getaway. Cabin in the woods says you are going to die.
     
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