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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    It's going to be a wonderful fucking day.
     
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  2. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    What is so fucking special about today?
     
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  3. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member


    Oh I like the work, it's more about some of the others not pulling their fucking weight and helping out with some of it.
     
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  4. interested

    interested Trusted.Member

    well the sun is out in between the rain storms
     
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  5. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    dude, that's why they fucking hired you

    :D:D
     
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  6. Neophyte

    Neophyte Administrator Staff Member

    Back in my day (another fucking oldman reminiscing story), I would get a phone call at my desk from a user complaining that their computer wasn't working. I wanted to say "I'm a fucking software programmer not a hardware tech", what I actual said was "I'll be right there". Once there, I knew enough about hardware, that I checked to see if the computer was turned on and/or plugged in. Its amazing how many fucking times a hardware problem is fixed by checking to see if the fucking computer is plugged in. The best laugh I got from a hardware problem was when a monitor was on the fritz and making a buzzing noise. I went up to the monitor stared at it for a moment and as everyone in the room was watching me, to see what I was going to do, I reached over and bopped the monitor with my fist and the noise went away and the picture cleared. Everyone in the room started laughing.
     
  7. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    [​IMG]fuck
     
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  8. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    Just went out to to check the mail, bundled up, and even then when I stepped outside I still involuntarily said "Holy fuck balls, it's cold out here."
     
  9. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    [​IMG] fuck
     
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  10. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    It makes me feel good when members. Tell me welcome back and they are happy im back. Fucking love you all.[​IMG]
     
  11. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    It's fucking snowing again (after it all melted)

    :D:D:D:D:D
     
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  12. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    :eek:
     
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  13. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Oh for fuck sake, why do people always wait til the last minute to not only pay bills online but get me to do it just before midnight on the last fucking day.
     
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  14. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    I love the snow

    Edit: I love the fucking snow

    (make Akbloke fucking happy)
     
  15. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    When I got off the bus to work it was a mixture of rain, sleet and fucking snow and it decided to stop right after I got into work :(
     
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  16. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    My fault i was thinking you did not like the snow.:)
     
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  17. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Yep, that's what it did when I was there.

    Actually, that's all it fucking did.

    :confused:
     
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  18. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    [​IMG] FUCK
     
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  19. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Love winter. The only bad part is the dark. The nights are too fucking long, not enough daylight. No wonder Gloin was as warped as he was, laffin.

    :D
     
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  20. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Now that I think of it, if they want me to continue fucking picking up after them they'll have to convince the boss to keep employing me after my contract ends in 4 weeks.

    Which will be a bonus for me and I can train them into doing a better job
     
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