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Coffee or Sex?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jamesking, Jun 4, 2018.

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Coffee or Sex?

  1. Coffee

    7 vote(s)
    10.3%

  2. Sex

    61 vote(s)
    89.7%
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  1. PeterThePiper

    PeterThePiper Trusted.Member

    Easy choice for me, because Jennifer doesn't function before at least 2 cups of coffee, so No Coffee = No Sex, so what better incentive to get the kettle on first thing in the morning. lol
     
    PeterThePiper, Dec 8, 2018
    #61
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  2. Neophyte

    Neophyte Administrator Staff Member

    This is an English only Forum. If you post something in another language, please include a translation in English.

    Por que no los dos? = Why not both?
     
    Neophyte, Dec 22, 2018
    #62
  3. micky74

    micky74 New Member

    :)
     
    micky74, Dec 22, 2018
    #63
  4. micky74

    micky74 New Member

    Coffee first, then sex, then coffee, then coffee...
     
    micky74, Dec 22, 2018
    #64
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  5. cdr77

    cdr77 New Member

    They are both good for the body
     
    cdr77, Jan 7, 2019
    #65
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  6. Rubber duck 2

    Rubber duck 2 Trusted.Member

    I luv them both....go hand in hand....
     
    Rubber duck 2, Jan 7, 2019
    #66
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  7. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Bad idea.

    Sex while holding coffee cup can be very messy, not to mention dangerous, depending on temp of coffee.

    Always practice safe sex:

    Coffee first, then sex, then coffee.

    :)
     
    pussycat, Jan 7, 2019
    #67
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  8. Rubber duck 2

    Rubber duck 2 Trusted.Member

    That's true pussycat...but all types come...mostly drink ice coffee these days butt will keep that in mine...wonder if one those two drink hat's work with straw conning down so you can drink and have sex and hands free...mmm have to try it out.
     
    Rubber duck 2, Jan 7, 2019
    #68
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  9. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Take pictures

    This I have to see

    :D:D
     
    pussycat, Jan 7, 2019
    #69
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  10. Rubber duck 2

    Rubber duck 2 Trusted.Member

    Lol when I find ones I will...hadn't seen them in many years....
     
    Rubber duck 2, Jan 7, 2019
    #70
  11. Bh5153

    Bh5153 Trusted.Member

    How about sex with coffee?
     
    Bh5153, Jan 7, 2019
    #71
  12. mrcloak

    mrcloak Trusted Member

    I prefer the coffee afterwards
     
    mrcloak, Jan 8, 2019
    #72
  13. panzerfaust44

    panzerfaust44 Trusted Member

    oh jeez, that's just wrong. I have to say I could switch to tea, but it's a real struggle to say it and I don't know how long it would last
     
    panzerfaust44, Jan 13, 2019
    #73
  14. my599

    my599 Trusted Member

    at 4am coffee
     
    my599, Feb 1, 2019
    #74
  15. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    had sex with a coffee coloured couple last night
     
    londonboy49, Feb 2, 2019
    #75
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  16. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Coffee flavored would be interesting
     
    pussycat, Feb 2, 2019
    #76
  17. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    Obviously I'm Batman.

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    Dracoa, Feb 2, 2019
    #77
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  18. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    will suggest it next time :p
     
    londonboy49, Feb 2, 2019
    #78
  19. andeact2

    andeact2 Trusted Member

    like many others, how about both?? sprinkle coffee grounds on your partner then lick it off them.
     
    andeact2, Feb 2, 2019
    #79
  20. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Oh gawd!

    How about coffee flavored ice cream?
     
    pussycat, Feb 2, 2019
    #80
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