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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Fred...the fucking summers in Melbourne are supposed to be dry and warm....but when it fucking rains there, it is because you lot get a lot of your fucking weather come up from the fucking south - where that big place of fucking cold white stuff is...lol.

    Now up in Queensland, our summers are supposed to be wet....and the winters dry.....and they usually are. And when it rains, it's not usually that fucking cold. And I've never had to put the fucking heater on in the summer....
     
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  2. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Mate, it was fucking cold today, I have the heating on, then had an almost Asthma attack, had to use the puffer
    half a doz. times. It is fucking weird.
    Went for a walk between showers.
    I don't know whether I could cope with the heat up north and the billions of fucking bugs, snakes, crocs, sharks, stingers etc.
     
  3. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Fred...I fucking feel for you, but at the same time, I'm also fucking glad that you've come back on here again.

    You left out 1 fucking critter....the FUCKING CANE TOADS......!!!
     
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  4. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    When I was in the Whitsundays I used a pool skimmer to hurl the fucking cane toads into the bush.
    There are literally squillions of the fucking horrors.
     
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  5. JoshuaV

    JoshuaV Trusted Member

    I'm fucking bored.
     
  6. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Are you speaking from fucking experience ?
     
  7. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Memories, many years ago in a place called Miles, up in Queensland I needed to do a No. 2. and I shat on a cane toad
    which was sitting in the toilet pan, I didn't know anything about the fucking things then, but I helped it out of the toilet bowl,
    with the help of a stick, then placed it into a pond outside.
    I never forget how hot that night was and how little sleep we had, I couldn't live there.
     
  8. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Yep ... big toe is fucking black and blue
     
  9. Hal

    Hal TrustlTrusted Member

    Ouch! And recent fucing experience too. Hope you feel better.
     
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  10. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Still black and blue but at least not fucking hobbling :eek:
     
  11. Hal

    Hal TrustlTrusted Member

    Fucking glad to hear you got your gait back mate.
     
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  12. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Listen Mate, why did you drop the fucking hammer, were you pissed ?

    When I was app. 18 a mate dropped a huge stone on my foot, broke the big fucking toe, we were all pissed of course.
    But it was a very sobering experience, it hurt like fuck for about a month.
    All my mates came visiting and pissed themselves laughing at it.
    The fucking doctor flicked it, I nearly went through the fucking roof, never saw the
    bastard again.
    Memories, the painful ones we never forget.
     
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  13. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    They are very fucking useful for practicing your Golf swing if you happen to have a good No. 7 Iron....a No. 3 wood will do just as nicely. It can be a lot of fucking fun.
     
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  14. Jjarm

    Jjarm New Member

    This is ironically pretty funny regarding the beer
     
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  15. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    It looks like my fucking prayers didn't reach all members.
     
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  16. Dane

    Dane Account Deleted

    I fucking broke my big toe kicking my brother!
    It's fucking permanently crunched and shorter than my 2nd toe.
     
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  17. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Jjarm:
    London Bobby blowing whistle.jpg
    What slisse is trying to fucking say is this:- This is the "Fucking Fuck" set of threads. Now, as you're a newcomer here, the FUCKING Policeman will allow you one transgression. It is a requirement that all who post on here must fucking well use the FUCK word at least once.....the more the better. It is to enable our members to let off any fucking steam they have and not keep things fucking bottled up inside them........
     
  18. leftout4

    leftout4 Trusted.Member

    Christ, we woke up the Fucking Fuzz..
    lala bye and good nite..
     
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  19. Hal

    Hal TrustlTrusted Member

    I think the fucking fuzz likes to be fucking woke up here. It' how he gets his ficking jollies. For Fuck's sake. :p
     
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  20. Rubber duck 2

    Rubber duck 2 Trusted.Member

    Well fuck...i woke up this morning to it being fucking 28°f down here at fucking beach. This so down right fucking crazy.