The Fucking Fuck Thread

This fucking rain needs to stop!!!

 

Rain...what fucking rain..?? I've not had any fucking rain out here since early last fucking year.....

 

Well, it's a new fuckin year

 

Yes dear I am glad to hear your life is going well. Except this forum is for blowing off steam when things do not go well at all and you must include some form of the wotd "fuck" in your post or face the wrath of the "fuck" police not to mention scorn and rudicule of many others here.
Actually this is said in good fun and I hope it is taken that way. Since you are new to this thread I thought I would just pass that along. Best to you and yours this new year.

 

I am sorry for the clumsiness of this and for not having understood the rules of this thread, it was my fault. I have already removed the contribution. I am very sorry, from the bottom of my heart.

 

Nothing to be sorry for. It is kind of a running joke here to catch those that neglect to use the obligatory word. You have neither offended or angered anyone here. We just have fun with it. I hope I did not cause you offense in any way.
P.S. fuck

 

Fuck am I glad to have today and the next three days off. Today are tomorrow are the end of one work week, and I start the next work week with two days off.

 

It has been pissing down, here for several days now, I quite enjoy it, so do my plants.
As long as I don't need to go out. Fuck getting drenched.

 

Living on my own now, I am relaxed, no more marriage fights and stress.
No one bothers me, not often that I see anyone, but the moment I sit down in the toilet
the fucking phone will ring, it is uncanny.

 

Yep Fred, that's the way it fucking goes on my side of the world too.

 

Fuck im horny. Need a release ASAP!

 

Because you apologized so nicely...and because you're new to this thread.....

The Fucking Fuck Policeman will let you off with a warning....​

 

Awwwwwww. A cop with a heart.

 

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The Fucking Fuck Cop has always had a heart.....as some on here can fucking testify...

How-fucking-ever......there are those who fucking can get fucking caught.....

....Did you fucking forget to fucking include something Hal....????​

 

Fucking OOOOOPS LOL

 

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" There's this fucking weirdo I'm living with now, who really fucking creeps me out.
It seems like every few fucking minutes, he's opening the door to my fucking room !
Then he turns the fucking light on, sticks his fucking face in,
gets this fucking evil-eyed look on his face, and starts poking his fucking nose around.
Then the fucking dope just pulls the fuck back out, stands the fuck back up,
and closes the fucking door until the next fucking time !! "​

Signed ... One Really Fucking Pissed Off Fridge.​

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Then get the fuck out of the refrigerator!

 

Well, it is supposed to be summer, summers in Oz are hot and dry, so why is it fucking cold and raining ?
I have the heater on, for fucksake,
plus my pinched Sciatic nerve is hurting like hell, can't even fart without screaming in pain.
So the new year began really well, sigh.

 

Fucking sorry to hear you're in pain Fred.

 

Don't drop a hammer on your toe ... it FUCKING hurts