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Opening lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by slisse, May 6, 2020.

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  1. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    When men see a nice lady and they want to start talking to her, the first line is rather important because there are good ones, but there are also bad ones.
    This goes however also for women seeing a nice man.

    Please, feel free to add here your good (G) and bad (B) first line.

    Okay, I'll start.

    G: "Your mom should be congratulated for having brought to life such a nice lady."
    B: "When are you going to open your legs for me?"
     
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    slisse, May 6, 2020
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  2. visitor162

    visitor162 Trusted Member

    Mine is always:

    "Hello."

    Works every time, 60% of the time.
     
    visitor162, May 6, 2020
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  3. John006

    John006 Account Deleted

    Mine will be "How you doing" ...
     
    John006, May 7, 2020
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  4. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I seem to be able to talk/connect to anyone, used to be painfully shy when young.
     
    curiousFred, May 7, 2020
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  5. Dane

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    Go to a grocery store-best place in the world to see a lot of single (or wanting to be single) ladies.
    When near them in any aisle, pick up two different labels or flavored whatever:

    Have you tried these? Which one is better?

    Take it from there...
     
    Dane, May 8, 2020
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  6. bill g

    bill g Trusted Member

    If you're at a bar, walk up to a girl with a drink in her hand, take it from her and say:

    "You look like you could use a drink"...lol
     
    bill g, May 24, 2020
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  7. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    Thank you all.
     
    slisse, May 26, 2020
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  8. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    G: "It should be forbidden that ladies radiate so much beauty as you do."
    B: "Your mouth is made for blowjobs."
     
    slisse, Jun 26, 2020
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  9. Fordjunkie

    Fordjunkie Trusted Member

    I never use pick up lines. Always just find something near them or something they are wearing and ask them a question about it. Depends on the girl to. If she looks like the freak type I’ll it obvious what I’m looking at. As about her pants. Or if wearing a necklace that hangs low etc.
     
    Fordjunkie, Jun 26, 2020
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  10. Steve Forge

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    “What we doing tonight?”
     
    Steve Forge, Jun 26, 2020
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  11. FunMother

    FunMother Trusted.Member

    "Fancy a fuck"
     
    FunMother, Jun 27, 2020
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  12. soccerguy

    soccerguy Trusted.Member

    I have found that a direct approach is best. Something along the lines of " Hi, I can't seem to stop looking at you. Would you have the time for a coffee or a short conversation?" Didn't work all the time but you would be surprised how much it did. Not all went further than the coffee, but enough did to make it worthwhile. Better than sitting home alone.
     
    soccerguy, Aug 13, 2020
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  13. leftout4

    leftout4 Trusted.Member

    The G: and B;, is that for Good and Bad ?? Must be a teaching moment. Thanks, always willing to learn
     
    leftout4, Aug 13, 2020
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  14. FrankWatcher

    FrankWatcher Trusted.Member

    I'm not an expert on pick-up lines, but that has to be one of the creepiest ones I've ever heard. I can just picture the look on the face of the young lady on which it was used. Perhaps as she dialed 911.

    Well, that is certainly true of some mouths, and I've used it to describe those mouths, though I don't think I've ever tried it as a pick-up line. Maybe I would if the right occasion arose. And I (or she, or both) was inebriated enough.

    One that has worked for me is, "I find you intriguing." Impressed the shit out of her. Of course, there are lots of times it hasn't worked, too.

    One that I've always admired, if for nothing else than it's honesty and directness, is, "Hi. Wanna fuck?"
     
    FrankWatcher, Aug 14, 2020
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  15. cuzluster

    cuzluster Trusted.Member

    G: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" :)
    B: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" :rolleyes:
     
    cuzluster, Aug 14, 2020
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  16. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

     
    slisse, Aug 14, 2020
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  17. Tosman

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    You are Hot
     
    Tosman, Aug 14, 2020
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  18. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    Being direct can have positive results.
     
    slisse, Nov 13, 2020
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  19. WizardOfOm

    WizardOfOm Thrusted Member

    Good: I like your dress.
    Bad: I'd like you undressed.

    Good: How are you?
    Bad: How dare you?
     
    WizardOfOm, Nov 13, 2020
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  20. tanya89

    tanya89 Trusted Member

    Hello or Hi are the best opening , I hate when guess try to be funny or more think they are being funny , it’s more your posture and how confident you look that will decide what happens next
     
    tanya89, Nov 13, 2020
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