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New Joke of Day...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rubber duck 2, Aug 11, 2022.

  1. Athenea

    Athenea Some dream of a beautiful world, others create it. Staff Member

    There is a knock at the door and he asks:
    - Who is it?
    -I'm the love of your life.
    -Lie. The beer doesn't speak.

    A doctor approaches a man and says:
    -I have bad news for you. Your mother has died.
    - It wasn't my mother, it was my mother-in-law.
    -Then it's good news.

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Rubber duck 2

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  6. neighborson

    neighborson Trusted.Member

    What do you get when you cross a joke
    with a rhetorical question?

    ...
     
  7. McKay

    McKay Trusted Member

    What's more dangerous than a German?............ a Gerwoman
     
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  9. Lian

    Lian Friendly One

    Diablo joke:

    A peasant asks for adventurers to avenge his dead brother.
    "You have my axe!" says the Barbarian.
    "And my bow!" says the Rogue.
    "And your brother!" says the Necromancer.
     
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  10. mrjoecl

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  12. Odhersbala

    Odhersbala Trusted.Member

    Nice messege
     
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  19. mrjoecl

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    [​IMG]
     
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