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I rather be bisexual than bilingual
It's easier on the tongue.

The main problem with being bisexual
The main problem with being bisexual is that now there's twice as many people in the world that won't have sex with me.

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.

 

Wow fantastic

 

And, Thank you for that

 

Death by Guinness
It was a cold Friday evening when the doorbell rang is Mrs Molloy’s house. When she answered the door, Pat Glynn, her husband’s manager at the brewery, was stood on the doorstep.

‘Pat. Hello. Where’s my husband? He should have been home from work 3 hours ago?’ The man sighed. ‘I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, Mrs Molloy, but there was an accident over in the brewery. Your husband fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned’.

‘Oh my God’ she replied. ‘Please tell me it was quick?!’ ‘Well… no. It wasn’t. He climbed out 4 times to take a piss’.

 

Ten shots, please
Ben walked into the local bar all a fluster and ordered seven shots of Irish whiskey and a pint of Smithwicks. When the barman arrived back with the pint, all of the shots of whiskey had been drunk.

‘Ah here, you drank those very quickly’ said the barman. ‘Well’ says Ben, ‘If you had what I had you’d drink them quickly, too’.

‘Shite’ replied the barman ‘What do you have?’ ‘£2.50’ replied Ben.