I need some advice, i want to fuck my mom.

[imported_Ineloquence]

I want to fuck my mother so much, and I'm sure it could happen multiple times. I'm 19 and a virgin so at first i thought it was because i have never had a woman. But now i know its because i think my mom is sexy as hell. Although she is almost 60 right now she has big tits a beautiful ass and is super dominant ( which i love ).

First here is some background on the situation. My mother is a spanish woman, and she is pretty damn crazy. Like psycho crazy, but only if you do her wrong or if she is mad. She is hard to get along with, which is why i haven't even attempted anything yet. My step dad and her have not fucked in almost 10 years or more. And even then they only fucked 10 times at most, and she has said to many people he has a tiny dick and i have overheard it. I on the other hand have a 6" dick, but ill get to that later (it will ruin the story).

My mother is a weird woman, she has so many things wrong with her its hard to deal with. But when she is nice she is very nice. Now so you know some incidents, she has seen me naked before a lot of times, and if not naked a lot in my boxers. When i was real little she use to give me baths until i was 10 or so and i remember her touching my dick every once and a while. Like she was cleaning it, but would make me clean it after she touched it. After that there have been rare occasions when she has gotten mad. And what she did was reach down with her nails and grabbed my dick or balls (whatever she happened to get), but not in a painful way but in a ticklish way like to warn me. OR so i thought at that time. She tells people every once in a while, like girls or woman, that i have a big dick. I know she does this in order to help me lose my virginity, but it makes me wonder. She likes to be naked all the time around the house and always in her room. I always see her naked but when i do she tells me to close my eyes while she covers up or walks past. But she doesn't care if i see her tits and sometimes shes naked and doesn't say anything but trys to act like im not there. I have seen her tasty pussy and sometimes she will be talking to me with a dress and no panties on her bed with her pussy out in the open. Sometimes she covers it up after a sec or two and acts a tiny bit embarrassed. But alot of times she either doesn't think i can see or just leaves it that way and does nothing ( does she know im looking ). Also a few times when i was a kid she tried to get a hooker to blow me, but i said no ( had a GF at the time ), yes im a asshole. And one time she caught me jacking off on the comp and acted as though she saw nothing, but im a perfectly sure she saw me. Not sure for how long though because i had headphones on.

Also i know she plays with herself a lot! She has pens and markers and even wires all in her bed all the time. Even when she isn't using them she is still playing with them in hands all the time while watching T.V. I walk in on her sometimes, never playing because we have a loud house. But i see her with nothing on or her dress pulled up in her bed with her pussy out in the open. Sometimes she will lay there a while and by the time im almost at the bed she will tell me wait for her to put her shit or whatever on. But she is never surprised by my presence or startled or anything close to looking scared. I get free peaks each day everyday.

Sometimes in the past and present lately she has asked me if i wanted to sleep in her bed tonight because my room was too hot or cold or something she will say is wrong with it. I say no every time because she usually makes me mad before hand. Even though we never get along she will sit and talk with me sometimes for hours about absolutely nothing and smoke weed with me. I have never drank with her but I'm sure she would drink with me ( she buys me the drink or weed usually when i ask ), and she gets drunk super easily. Also when she drinks and listens to music while dancing in her room, and doesn't mind me watching and once tried to dance with me, i didn't because i was high and didn't want to blow it. When i was young also i use to massage her feet once in a blue moon when she asked.

So what should i do to get her to want to fuck me, or how can i seduce her? I think it would be easy, but I'm worried that if she fucks me she is so crazy she may cry for days thinking she hurt me somehow or she will tell someone( although i doubt this ). I'm not worried about my dad at all so don't worry about him. I just need to find a way to have this happen. I would do anything, eat her pussy, massage her, anything.

So can someone give me some advice here please. She may be getting drunk tonight so i hope to get advice by then.

Edit: I forgot to add that she is STD free and Can't have kids. She got fixed so to speak.

[imported_Ineloquence]

does anyone have any ideas? someone sent me some anyone else though?

[shitforbrains]

The only thing I can say is that, if your account is accurate, then I'm surprised you are doing it already.

[imported_Ineloquence]

well because sometimes she gets very mad at me for no reason (part of her bi-polar disorder), but when she is normal she acts the way i mentioned above. I know she wants to be fucked too, the only thing is too catch her at the right time as well as in the right circumstances. I would love to eat her pussy.

[imported_Ineloquence]

well she didn't get drunk that night and she seems to be mad at me. Not sure why though. I guess i will have to try to calm her and get a little closer. I'm not sure if she would like the idea of incest, but i know she needs dick badly. And she knows my dick is big and probably thinks about it a lot. Only problem is getting her in the right mood and when my dad or no one else is any were near. I'm hoping she will get drunk this weekend, because then it will probably be easy to do. Especially if i buy her a drink and drink with her. What do you all think? I think once we do it for the first time she will crave it and I'll be good to go from there. But then again who knows.

[sidneyisinlove]

i don't think getting anybody drunk just to have sex with them is a good idea no matter who they are, if booze is the only thing you can think of, then it will end badly imho..

Love
sidney

[shitforbrains]

I agree with Sidney

[imported_NotAFreak]

I don't understand people who only want an incestual relationship for sex.

If you need to get her drunk and not thinking clearly to get what you want, you shouldn't do it. Just go get your rocks off somewhere else.