The Fucking Fuck Thread

We were greatly amused today, when shopping, we saw all these fucking lunatics carrying off oodles of toilets rolls, they must expect the corona virus to hit them in the arse.
There doesn't seem to be any limit on peoples stupidity.
But they are allowed to fucking breed.

 

Well, I was going to fucking well give you a like for this posting, but I can't: We don't want you to be shooting yourself in the fucking head...!!!

But I did like that you've got a new position....

 

Yes, I've read about that in the fucking news....

Apparently the company who's sales have gone up 800% is named: "Who gives a crap"....

 

Time to fucking get up again...breakfast time, so today being Saturday means.....Bacon & Eggs....Coffee....and O-J....and being in a Muslim country, the Bacon takes on some extra flavour.....

 

Wot .... no fucking camel burgers

 

Just fucking hand these out AK ...

 

Shopping yesterday morning, people standing around, waiting for toilet paper, there was no fucking sugar,
no fucking rolled oats, I got the last three containers of soy milk.
Then a woman shopper gave me a packet of toilet paper, then went off to get another for herself again.
I told her if she can't find any, she has to crap at our place. Had a good laugh.
Today I realized we had no plain flour, I got a large bag at a Turkish supermarket, could barely carry it.
We have plenty of sugar at home, so should survive, found oats too.

Saw my damaged car on the market, they repaired it and are asking 20K for it. I am still pissed off with myself,
but the new car is great. Wonderful mileage too.
Will make all our own bread again, we will survive, hopefully.

 

No fucking shortages with us at the moment. Wife has been making bread for ages, can't beat the flavour.

 

This us VS them attitude is not helpful

 

Thickandbig......when you are making any comment on this set of threads, you MUST fucking well use the FUCK work at least once.......​

 

Made bread again, yesterday, so much better than the bought stuff.
This morning we went to the barber to get our hair cut, it should help us to look good in the fucking coffins.
We communicate by phone with everyone now, even our next door neighbours we call each other up.

 

FUCK ..... Europe is on total shutdown for 30 days.

 

Fuck..!!! I've been locked in this country that I'm working in, and if I was to fucking get back home on my fucking contractual leave, I would not be able to get back in here to work...FUCK IT!!

 

We now have to fill out a fucking form detailing reason for leaving house. Even for shopping, doctor or chemist. Otherwise 135 euro fine.

 

Holly FUCK Londonboy. That seems to be to be taking things a bit too fucking far.

 

My feeling is that the fucking Chinese who caused this disaster should be made to compensate the world for their monumental fuck up.

 

I have a feeling that this whole fucking mess was deliberate by the Chinese as another one of their
fucking population control methods. But this time it got out of hand real fucking quick!

 

Or it could have been planned by you Yanks as comeback against the Chinese and Iranians for what they are doing to your economy....
Ronnie Reagan got rid of the Communist regime in Russia by economic means - they could not keep up financially and their system collapsed.

Now I'm not saying that this is true....just putting forward one hypothesis.

But the Chinese do eat some pretty bad shit and call it "Herbal"....fucking crap.