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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    Fuck me, did I ever need a good nights sleep. Sunday night I was at work from 4pm to 5:30am, and I was seeing things out of the corner of my eye. Managed to get a few hours of sleep when I got home, but then I had to be up at 3:45am to be at work at 5am on Tuesday for truck, and then I was stuck at work until 1:30pm (got cut early because it was slowing down). Last night I slept for 13 hours, and I actually feel rested.
     
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  2. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I have another fucking tale of woe, watching for cars in a local car park, I missed seeing a fucking steel post
    turning a corner and it scraped the fuck out of the passenger doors and sills.
    I wanted to die when it happened, I felt so utterly stupid and dejected,
    my panel beater friend told me it could have happened to anyone, but it still hurts.
    I will not get the car repaired through the insurance, will pay 5 K instead to get it done privately.
    I have my reasons for doing it that way. Sigh.
     
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  3. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Back end of February. Been raining for nearly two months and a few frosts. Neighbour was out this afternoon fucking mowing the lawn :eek:
     
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  4. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    That's what I'm going to have to be fucking doing when I get back on Hols from work.....mowing, now that we have finally had some decent rain. Ah well, at least the place is becoming green again.
     
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  5. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Thats nice. Mine's fucking white.
     
  6. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    And quite a few degrees fucking cooler than mine.....LOL
     
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  7. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    The fucking nature strip is turning green again, meaning having to cut the grass and my neighbours too,
    since he has cut mine.
    Anyway I decided not to get my car repaired and traded it in for a new one. Problem solved.
     
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  8. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    I know that a lot of guys are now thinking "why can't we fucking do that with our wifes?"
     
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  9. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    AK will do ya a fucking good deal on a camel :D
     
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  10. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Oh fucking great.....
    Hey London Boy: Don'tchya know that Aussie has plenty of good Camels out in our fucking wonderful "Outback"? To the extent that we do actually sell them to the Arabs..?

    ....and I nearly fucking plowed into one on the way back from picking up my mate from the airport last night (fucking stupid looking things they are....LOL) that was ambling aimlessly down the main bloody highway.
     
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  11. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Shhhhhhh .... he won't fucking know where it came from :rolleyes:
     
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  12. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I guess the fucking camel had no tail lights or indicators, many drivers think indicators are an optional fitting,
    they never use the fucking things, lazy bastards.
     
  13. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Had a weird fucking day, phone rang constantly, but no one on it, most likely bored kids.
    Then every time I logged on to the net the fucking internet dropped out too.
    I hate the fucking NBN, absolutely fucked up by our Government, having cost the fucking taxpayers billions
     
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  14. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Get a new bit of string for your fucking cans :D
     
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  15. cuzluster

    cuzluster Trusted.Member

    they keep fucking us around at work. wont fucking let us finish one job before starting something else. no wonder we're so far behind. we can't get anything fucking well done!
     
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  16. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Good fucking day today, picked up my new car, had it ceramic coated, it is beautiful.
    Then in the afternoon a card arrived from New Zealand, an old friend passed away in January,
    from stomach and bowel cancer. I hope her passing was easy.
    We shared many cups of tea, her tits were lovely too. Sigh.

    Saw a stunning lady in the shopping center, tall, elegant and she had a magnificent camel toe.
    Some days are better than others.
     
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  17. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    See .... things are fucking getting better :D
     
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  18. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    And here is another fucking friend from NZ also wishing you all the best...

    wait on - didn't you think that I was from fucking Oz..??

    See....you never fucking know mein Herr...
     
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  19. whitecoffee1

    whitecoffee1 Moderator Staff Member

    Oz?

    Like in "Follow the yellow bricked road!" ?

    "... and you were there, and you were there ..... and YOU were there!"
     
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  20. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Oh...fucking hell...c'mon.!! I might be what is considered a fucking "Shaber" in this bloody country that I'm in, BUT I'm not THAT fucking olde,,,!!!!
     
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