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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    You too? I have a torn rotator cuff and its fucking murdering me.
     
  2. annab2

    annab2 Trusted Member"It ain't pretty being easy!"

    Well, fuck well!
    o_O
     
  3. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Oh fuck,fuck,fuck, tonight eating a Liverwurst sandwich, one of my fucking teeth broke off.
    It is a fucking crown, or was and this is the second time the fucking think broke.
    It has cost me a few thousand bucks already.
    I really needed that, not.
     
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  4. interested

    interested Trusted.Member

    its going to fucking suck rotater arthritus bone spur 6 weeks in a fucking sling the only good thing about it is i aint fucking paying for it
     
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  5. Wysardi

    Wysardi Account Deleted

    damn one arm bandits at the casino stole all my fucking money
     
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  6. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    That's what they're suppose to fucking do Wysardi...LOL. They entice you and then steal what you've got....and make you feel like you're fucking enjoying it
     
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  7. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I fail to understand how anyone can be dumb enough to throw their hard earned into some fucking machine,
    which is designed to clean the suckers out.
    I hope you learned something from it.
     
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  8. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    I played the "One Armed Bandit" just once at the RSL in Narrabri during the April '90 floods after we had done a hard day of hay drops out of the Fucking arse-end of the Herc flying along at about 75-80 feet AGL.....dropped in the last three 20 cent coins I had in my pocket....and out popped $60.00!!! :):):) :cool::D:D:D:D:D Thank you very fucking much!! and that was the last time that I've touched on of those machines....I figured that I'd used up my luck.
     
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  9. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    And of course Curious Fred knows exactly where fucking Narrabri is...and just how extensive the fucking floods were back in April 1990...
     
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  10. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I have driven through it a few times it is on the Nevell Highway.
    Been to fucking Queensland a few times with our then camper van.
    Petrol was cheap when fucking Joh was premier there.
    We were there when the big power strike was on,
    was shaving when the power went off and had to drive to NSW to finish shaving.
     
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  11. Insp Gadget

    Insp Gadget Trusted.Member

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    " FUCK ! "​
     
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  12. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    I just realized the other day that there's only one fucking family member who regularly tells me they love me. My aunt. Every time we talk, she says "I love you". It's rather sweet, I think.
     
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  13. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    You are a member of this family of fucking perverts.
    I'm sure I speak for other's when I say "Brian, we love you".

    PS stay dry.
     
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  14. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    I mean blood relations, but it's fucking appreciated none the less. Thankfully there's nothing coming down right now, and it's supposed to be pretty dry at the rehearsal, but I'll take my umbrella just in case.
     
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  15. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Shoulder's killing me, took a pain killer, slept from 6 'til 1AM, now I'm wide awake and listening to Jeff Healey at 3:30 in the fucking morning.......
     
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  16. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    I know what you mean about shoulder pains pussy, as well as for fucking back pains. I've had them and don't wish them on anyone.
     
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  17. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    So I had my first night of scaring for the season last night. Fuck me am I sore. Got home around 2am, made it upstairs around 3am, showered to get most of the makeup/paint off, crawled into bed (almost literally) around 4am. Woke up around noon, managed to roll onto my side around 1pm, and finish getting out of bed around 2. It's now around 3. So yeah. I'm fucking sore.
     
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  18. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    So, you work for Monsters Inc ??
     
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  19. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Fucking hate doing the morning shift in work.

    By the time I get home all I want to do is eat, shower, wank and sleep.

    Thankfully on fucking evening shifts next month which is fucking better
     
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  20. interested

    interested Trusted.Member

    fuck Friday im going to let sum nut job is cut into me cause me great pain, put me out of work for a min of 4 months in the hopes that him cutting into me will make me better
    i must be fucking out of my mind
     
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