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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. Insp Gadget

    Insp Gadget Trusted.Member

    Perhaps they stay in such fucking good pristine condition like that because of the constant fucking maintenance. Perfection doesn't just fucking happen, you know. :)
     
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  2. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    That is fucking hilarious. I actually asked a road maintenance crew, as I slowly crept past them
    whether they were making new potholes, since I am still alive, they must have had a sense of humor.
     
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  3. Insp Gadget

    Insp Gadget Trusted.Member

    Hell, they probably have fucking standards for new potholes ! Developed with help from the local fucking Street Arts Council or some fucking thing.

    Then after a few years, the fucking Heritage Council gets involved, to make sure that the whole fucking nonsense goes on for fucking ever !

     
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  4. annab2

    annab2 Trusted Member"It ain't pretty being easy!"

    Fucking relax! At fucking times they'll push away honest members,
    just for knowing or finding out, too fucking much!

    Anna (annab2)
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    Corruption makes for strange bedfellows!
     
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  5. SliceOfLife

    SliceOfLife Trusted.Member

    Just getting into the car to come home from work and the snow warning light comes on, what the fuck like. Its the middle of fucking summer and its 4c
     
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  6. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Back on the fucking morning shift next month AND I FUCKING HATE THE MORNING SHIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    On the upside, i'm gladfully paid next week :)
     
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  7. GReatlaird1

    GReatlaird1 Trusted.Member

    I hate going to fucking work. Fuck, I wish I could stay home all day and fuck!
     
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  8. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Yeah... I'm back to work again tomorrow morning.......at Four 'o' FUCKING clock in the fucking morning!!!!

    Ah well, at least my fucking work day will be over sooner.
     
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  9. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Well my day wasn't over as soonest as I would have FUCKING liked. The Boss just got a promotion to a higher rank, and I had to get his signature on lots of fucking documents before he left, and he didn't come in until later, did he? So there went my going at the right time. FUCK it!!

    And to boot, while I was away, the guys had left a pile and a half of shii-ite for me to do on my return.....Nice to no that your wanted!!
     
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  10. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    I know how you feel. I have to work 28 hours a week and it does get fucking tedious.

    :p:p
     
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  11. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Fucking tornado warnings.

    Like I'll get any fucking sleep tonight.
     
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  12. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    What is a snow warning light, I understand it warns of impending snow, but I have never heard of it.Like
     
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  13. SliceOfLife

    SliceOfLife Trusted.Member

    On my car (and most new cars ive had recently) it comes up on the dash when the temp is low enough for possible snow (amber) and ice (red).
     
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  14. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Yep, more idiot lights the better. Your car has a sensor for exterior temperature, and it gives a warning if its near freezing. This is for the benefit of people who are too fucking stupid to stick their head out the window. It's amazing the human race ever survived before all this technology.

    :rolleyes:
     
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  15. Insp Gadget

    Insp Gadget Trusted.Member

    Hell, there's this knob on my dashboard, and when I turn it a lady with a really nice voice gives me an entire fucking weather forecast !
     
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  16. SliceOfLife

    SliceOfLife Trusted.Member

    Did i invent it ? and christ the car has more fucked up things on it that a fucking sensor that tells me the temp

    Weather forecast said rain this morning, clear sky outside, clever fucking lady.
     
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  17. Papapoke

    Papapoke New Member

    i sure fucking hope im doing this 5 post thing correctly so i can get to know losts of the fucking people wmho like to fuck familial people.
     
  18. Papapoke

    Papapoke New Member

    q: whats american beer got in commom with making love mnear a lake?

    a: thier both fucking close too water.


    jokes! luv ya america!
    wanna fuck about it ?!
     
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  19. Insp Gadget

    Insp Gadget Trusted.Member

    You know, at my age I should fucking well know better than to go downtown on a Pension Day - all the fucking shops are fucking clogged up with old people !

    :D
     
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  20. Papapoke

    Papapoke New Member

    thats life. looking for fluff too flip flop and all ya can find is fucking clogs
     
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