The Fucking Fuck Thread

Well I was in the hospital they said I was gonna be sent to a different hospital for tests on my lungs etc.

Instead I got sent back to the hospital I was in for a check up. NowI fucking have to go back to that hospital in 6 monts aswell as the other hospital at some point.

Who the fuck knows when I have to go to the other one for tests on my lungs so fucking bleh

 

Cheers Bud

I have no fucking intentions of being sexually active with her whatsoever (until she's 18 at which point we'll see).

She is my lil baby Niece, I love her loads, give her as many loving hugs and cuddles and kisses as I can and make her smile and laugh and play with her as much as I can

 

Thanks Hun xxx

There are 1 or 2 people I woudn't mind being married off too, but sure we'll fucking see :d

And If I do get married, I'll make sure there is as much free beer as is fucking possible

 

Have a job interview on tuesday and I seriously hope I get it.

If all goes fucking well I'm gonna work for them as long as possible, get as much fucking experience as I can and then move abroad.

 

Good fucking thing I tried on my suit today instead of Tuesday morning because the fucking trousers are way too small, the jacket just about fits and the shirt is a fucking tight fit!

May have to do a quick bit of shopping tomorrow

 

That's because you are getting fucking FAT Irish

Yep! fucking Slisse brand Root Beer

 

Over-fucking-indulging will do that to anyone! ​

Perhaps, a tiny bit, of daily exercising is fucking​

warranted! Whenever I'm guilty of excesses, I'll run​

up and down our road a few times in my,​

Power-Chair! ​

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Ohhhh! Potato is my middle name, ​

and my last name, it is Couch, ​

and if I have to move very far from here​

My body will be screaming, OUCH!

Everybody Sing! ​

 

and he does it rather well too considering he's usually drunk under the table..

The worst part of the whole thing is that he's my fucking neighbor.
Yep, Irish lives about an hour or so away from me.
Well there went the fucking neighborhood.

 

Which most people are guilty of in fairness

Only when I'm not responsible for it

When certain people start acting all uppity

Only fun trouble (usually)

Only when I fucking have to

Not pushing it will get you fucking nowhere

 

The drunken part is fucking debatable lol

 

Well.....It sounds like he has the fucking weight to be able to go throwing it around....

As if I can say anything, but then, I've had a few years to cultivate it...LOL

 

Went for a shower and now I can't find my glasses which means I'm now damn near fucking blind!

On the other hand, had a job interview this week so I hope I hear back in the next few days with some fucking good news

 

I fucking hope you find your glasses before, they notify you! ​

 

Same here, I can hardly fucking see anything at the minute.

 

You mean they hire fucking blind men to work there?

Just what they needed a blind drunk.

 

Nope because I literally just found my fucking glasses and I'm fucking delighted because I fucking hate my bad eye sight

 

That's why he couldn't find his glasses. He was too busy playing with his fucking fuck pole.

 

I see a fucking 12 pack of Corona in my future and don't forget the fucking lime after you get the job.

All the luck in the world to you bro.