The Fucking Fuck Thread

What the fuck. I've been on this site for 2 years. I had my posts in & was a trusted member. I leave for about 6 months to come back & find my piddly ass posts deleted & I'm back to being a new fucking member. Fuck it I guess I start over

 

Longevity is fucking ensured by a fucking high post count! ​

 

Mister Peabody of the infamous​

"Mister Peabody and His Boy, Sherman!"​

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Think,​

The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show!​

Fucking Great! Thank you, Neo, for the heads up!

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Amen to that. I had to edit this. I posted without using the fucking word fuck. Are we fucking good now?

 

Fuck I wish I had a trusted member status!

 

I'm getting real fucking sick of rain and thunderstorms at work. Tomorrow the forecast is some degree of thunderstorms from the moment I get there and start working (3pm) until at least 11pm when I leave. I really don't want to get flooded again.

 

Yeppers, We sure the fuck are!
Yeppers! I have been caught with my pants down,
a few fucking times myself!
So, I know how it feels! But don't you fucking worry yourself about it!
Even with fucking practice, we will
continuously fuck it up!
So, beware, fucking beware!
(LOL!) ​

 

Too fucking right your OKAY now Sports_Mum...

Cheers

 

Perhaps you'd rather be out where I fucking am - 49 deg C, 10% humidity, not a breath of a breeze, and hasn't rained for more than 5 fucking years????

 

I think that Anna fucking means that figuratively speaking - not in actuality, as much as we would like to catch her like that (with her pants down)????

 

Doesn't sound too fucking bad. Some years ago I visited the Havasu and that's about what the weather conditions were, I was comfortable. It felt like it was about 80 F with our high humidity here in VA, only... drier.

 

Come over here. Summers hardly ever reach 80 but it can sprinkle most any day and usually does......
So much for the fucking fuck thread.

 

I had thought of posting this one over in Neophyte's new CAT thread - the one with the hieroglyphic title - but then I thought,
why mess up a brand new thread with a bunch of profanities and half-truths ?

So my cat's name is Sherlock - it's not that we're into some fucking 'detective' thing, it's just that we both like wearing silly hats.

And lately, the fat fuck'n feline flatly refuses to eat the food in his fuck'n food bowl farther than fuck'n half-way down - before he just fuck'n stops. And then he won't eat again until it gets fuck'n topped up ! And the worst part is, that we both fuck'n well know how it's gonna turn out, because that's how it fuck'n well always turns out.
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And then he starts his fuck'n moaning, and meowing. Over and over again. He's not fuck'n hungry - it's just a whole lot of fake mews ! So I've warned him that if he doesn't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna change his fuck'n name to CNN !

 

It's impossible to imagine. No rain for five fuck'n years ! How the fuck do you manage it ?

 

Yeppers, That would be fucking correct, my friend! ​

 

I do believe that you may have "Draco" a slightly bit confused, as to your whereabouts, Gunner! "O-MAN-I" guess so!

 

Well I'm pretty easily confused, so it's not out of the fucking question.