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Girls and bananas?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by slisse, May 13, 2014.

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  1. rahulrockstar

    rahulrockstar Trusted Member

    In India there is an elongated version of eggplant called Brinjal. And some girls have a very special relation with it!:rolleyes:
     
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  2. dreaming 68

    dreaming 68 Trusted Member

    Wow now I’m hungry.
     
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  3. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    Thank you for the reply.
     
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    slisse Moderator Staff Member

  6. PeterThePiper

    PeterThePiper Trusted.Member

    I always remember a few years ago, it was a Sunday morning, & my wife Jennifer & I were downstairs in the kitchen, messing about as you do, & enjoying the moment while the girls were asleep upstairs. Well. one thing led to another, & before long, I had taken off Jennifer's panties, & as she laid back on the kitchen table, I was gently masturbating her with a banana from the fruit bowl. To say she was wet, would be an understatement. Then we suddenly heard the stairs creak, & we knew one of them was coming down. Jennifer jumped of the table, the cat dived for cover under the sink, & I started to make some toast. Natalie, our oldest girl came in, went straight to the fridge, & got herself some milk to drink, then sat at the table & started to read the messages on her phone, mainly from her work friends. The next thing I know, Jennifer nudged me to look at Natalie, & there she was, reading her phone messages & happily eating the banana , that had 10 minutes before, been buried in her mum's vagina. Happy Days.
     
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  7. dreaming 68

    dreaming 68 Trusted Member

    Now that is hot!
     
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  8. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

  9. vanz74

    vanz74 Trusted.Member

    My kids mother use to love it when I would use a Banana to get her off..lol id peel it and eat it afterwards
     
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  10. vanz74

    vanz74 Trusted.Member

    That's awesome!
     
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  11. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    What if this would be a banana?

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  12. Brutus58

    Brutus58 Trusted.Member

    What about plantains? I don't think they should be discriminated against. Just have to cook them before you eat them.
     
  13. joep

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  14. Brutus58

    Brutus58 Trusted.Member

    If your hungry after being horny, it's already seasoned for the salad.
     
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  15. J.C.

    J.C. Trusted Member

    My sis keeps posting pics on her Insta of her just holding or posing with a banana. I have no idea what it means, and I'm really starting to hate in-jokes.
     
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  16. joep

    joep Trusted.Member

    I think after reading this thread you figured out what the inside joke is...

    Maybe you need to buy her a bunch of large bananas and give it to her and tell her to enjoy.
     
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  17. slisse

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  18. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    I wonder what this lady is trying to find out.

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  19. Hal

    Hal TrustlTrusted Member

    Trying to find her gag reflex?
     
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  20. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    :) That's very well possible :)
     
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