For Those Texans

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The Texas Hunting Buddy

We heard last week that a California man, called Cedric Klabo, had been put under 24-hour psychiatric observation. What had he done? Police found that he had over 75 guns and about a half a million rounds of ammunition stored in his locked-up garage.

A roving reporter was heard to say: "Gee! Cedric has half a million machine gun bullets!" A local paper, the Aubern Gazette, ran the headline: "Massive Weapons Cache in Aubern County".
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• By Californian standards a man in possession of even 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable".
• If Cedric lived in Arizona, he'd be described "an avid gun collector."
• In Oklahoma, he'd be passed off as "a novice gun collector".
• In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
• In Idaho, they would refer to Cedric as: "a likely gubernatorial candidate".
• In Wyoming, he'd be hailed as "an eligible bachelor".
• But in Texas, Cedric would be just "a Hunting Buddy"

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Those guys would say "you in a heap of trouble , boy" LOL

 

Boy, you're in a HEAP of trouble!

 

Woo, girls with guns!!

 

for you Zarp

 

Oh yeah, Paige Wyatt. What a beauty!!! Thanks Leon! She used to be on a TV show called American Guns.

 

Welp Texas, I hope you are ready, because on Jan 1 I'll be in you for a visit.

 

Hey, wear a condom lol. Better to be safe when enter a stranger lol.

 

I'm not exactly a stranger. Visited for a number of times.

 

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Well it would appear that other trouble is brewing in Texas ...

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Ok, now that is just gross lol.