For shits and giggles...

A truck driver stops in to a rural bar to have a drink and a meal. He gets to talking to the bartender and asks where he might be able to get laid. The bartender tells him about Granny’s whore house just down the road, “it’s a green house with white shutters, and an old lady sitting on a rocking chair on the front porch, ya can’t miss it” he explained. The trucker thanks him and heads his rig down the road. Sure enough there is granny sitting on her rocker. The trucker parks his rigs and strolls over to granny. “Granny, I’m horny as hell and here for sex, bring on the girls.” the trucker tells her. Granny just rocks on her chair and says “sorry sonny there ain’t no girls, but I can take care of ya”. Trucker says “jeez granny I don’t know you are so old and dry...” Granny says “for $20 I will give you the best fuck you ever had, and if you don’t agree it's the best, you don’t have to pay.” With nothing to lose the trucker agrees. Granny reaches up and pulls out her glass eye and instructs him to stick his dick in her eye socket, which he does, and granny just starts rocking back and forth on her chair. The trucker started getting into the rythm and granny rocked a bit faster. Soon the trucker shot his wad into the old lady’s eye socket. The trucker said “Granny, that truly was the best I ever had. From now on when I come through these parts I will stop to see you every time.” Granny says to him “ thats fine sonny, I’ll be keeping an eye out for ya!”

 

Reminds me of a family spat!

 

What does the bird do when he pees? Is there enough space behind the toilet?

 

That's a very trusting cat.

 

Reminds me of the raccoon I had a long time ago. Very smart.

 

How about ex-wife?

 

Amanda. Also this thread.