The Fucking Fuck Thread

Been a mod now for some time on the other site. Have not banned anyone from it or took down any threads. instead, I have been working with members to keep them there. Or if they feel the need to leave I tell them to come here. Get a lot of thank you PMs for helping them and taking time out of my day to help them. makes my fucking day.

 

Ah sure I'll be getting public tranport so I'll be fucking grand

 

That's grand to hear Irish...I just hope that your public transport is fucking reliable?

 

Honestly it depends on the time of day, and the route but most of the time it's not too fucking bad.

 

FUCK THIS GODDAMN SHIT.

 

my fucking computer's being a fucking prick today, just fucking slow and shitty like it doesn't want to be bothered

 

Had some fun with a fuckwit driving a big Merc, I am sitting on a corner waiting for the traffic to ease,
so I can get in, this fucking idiot behind me it tooting the horn, until I opened my door and yelled go fuck yourself.
No more tooting after that. I enjoyed that.
To many fucking idiots think they are more important than anyone else, but most of them couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dogs ass.

 

How much fucking effort does it take to have just a couple of fucking moments of patience? The world would be a better place for it?

 

I won't put a fuck in this because it would look like I'm mad. And I'm not. I had a member here get all over my ass about posting new content here at IB. I post a lot here so this site does not die. I have seen what this site turns into when I'm not here. Posting count goes down members leaving. So what I'm going to do is this whatever thread he has made I will not post anything in. I do this on my own, not because the staff told me to. I love this site always have I will go out of my way to make this site great.

Amanda./Amy

 

Now that I'm ahead of the member that I wanted to get ahead if. It is time for me to slow down and enjoy this beautiful site.

Amanda.

 

To My Knowledge - there have been only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:

Scattered fucking showers, my arse ! - Noah, 4314 BC
How the fuck did you work that out ? - Pythagoras, 126 BC
You want what on the fucking ceiling ? - Michelangelo, 1566
Where did all these fucking Indians come from? - Custer, 1877
What the fuck do you mean we're sinking ? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
It fucking does look like her ! - Picasso, 1926
What the fuck was that ? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
I must get that fucking handrail fixed ! - Robert Maxwell, 1991
Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out ? - Bill Clinton, 1999
Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad ! - Saddam Hussein, 2003​

 

You forgot about every single time Samuel L. Jackson ever uttered the phrase "Motherfucker!"

 

he's saving the last one for later, you know, build up tension

 

FUCK !

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The World's full of fucking comedians !

 

And while you are slowing down, you can go and enjoy a cup of fucking coffee.....

 

lol fucking deal!.