The Fucking Fuck Thread

fucking be careful.

 

If I'm going to fucking suffer I'll make damn sure you fucking suffer too!

(Fucking love you, but still)

 

I'm still pissed off about how the promotion in work ended up working out.

But you can be damn fucking sure I'm having it looked into so I can find out how certain people doing worse in the company managed to at least get an interview, never mind the fucking promotion.

 

On the upside though, I'm on evening shift next month so I won't have to be getting up at fucking 4am

 

the fucking lottery people refuse to draw my fucking numbers

 

Hmm me to the fuckers they keep drawing everyone fucking else's but mine

 

Look mate, this shit happens everywhere, rest assured that kissing arse helps too, something I could never bring myself to do.
Retirement means the whole world can kiss my arse, no more arseholes to suffer from, no more dirty toilets.
The list just goes on and on.

 

Just found out my wife is coming home for fucking good next week, then the war of the fucking world will start all over again.Hehehehehehe.
I have been on a high ever since I got the good news.
I have to feed her up, she is so thin. Poor woman suffered so much for so long.

 

Fucking glad to hear it Fred. Hope all goes well with you both.

 

Many thanks to you.

 

Thank you very much for your kind words. She is all I have on this earth, we had our ups and downs like every one else.
But we have been together well over 60 years, nothing will break that up.

 

Are you trying to call the Fucking Doctors because of why I could think you are NataSis? Could there be TWO more little reasons why?????????

At least you have your Brother/Husband there with you as well as your big Sister.........

I hope everything is Okay?? All the best!!!

 

Just don't get caught DUI with one pint of Guinness too many Irish. The Fookin Guarda have a tremendous lack of any sense of humor when it comes to catching drivers under the influence......

 

Take fucking care Puss. Don't wait too long before you're told to evacuate....might pay to pack your most treasured belongings into your vehicle now....just in fucking case, so that you can make a quick get-away. Stay Safe!!!!

Cheers

 

Not quite yet! I was just a little worried about a rash on my daughter's neck and face, but it's okay now, she's alright, thanks for the concern and well-wishes anyway!